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Oh captain, my captain Neck Beard!

Posted on 08. Apr, 2009 by Derrick.

People in Denver are Idiots about this Kyle Orton vs Jay Cutler thing. Some are saying that Cutler was the next coming to Jesus Elway. Some are saying that Captain Neck Beard is better suited for the Denver offense than Cutler.

What Cutler shines at needs to be curtailed in Denver’s new system (risk taking ) and his weakness’ (reading Ds and checking off ) need to be strengths. His value would not effectively be utilized by Denver. Cutler is not a good fit and when you think about what his next contract is going to be.

However!

It is absurd that people think that Orton will be better than Cutler would have been in this offense. Cutler was a top 10 QB last season and given development and the pass happy system he would have been playing in, he had the potential to move into that elite top 3.

That being said, Orton’s strengths more equally match McDaniels’ offense. Orton is also going to benefit from one of the best young Olines and one of the best young WR tandems in the league. The bears offensive (pun intended) weapons are going to mitigate Cutlers strengths. (I’m curious to see Cutlers tantrum when Hester drops a ball)

Without the high draft pics that they traded to Denver, it will be several years before they can surround Cutler with the type of talent he was accustomed to here in Denver.

If you look back on last year, the Bears traded two firsts and a third for 5 touchdowns (Bears QB’s . If I were prescient, that margin is going to be even less this year between Cutler and Orton. I’d wager to say that Orton will be less than a thousand yards, and less than 5 touchdowns away from where Cutler will finish the season.

I like Orton better than I liked Cutler, but lets not be naive in thinking Orton will be better than Cutler would have been in this system.

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Jay Cutler needs to shut the fuck up

Posted on 10. Mar, 2009 by Derrick.

When I first found out that Jay Cutler was the Broncos first pick in the 2006 draft, I had to go check out who he was. I found out that he was not only safety but also a quarterback in high school. Sometimes playing 100 plays a game. And I thought to myself, now this dude is tough.

I found out that he went to Vanderbelt, one of the more prestigious schools in the US, but also is in the dominant SEC division. He was voted as the SEC offense player of the year his senior year. What wasnt to like about this guy.

After starting for the last two and a half years. One of my favorite players who we have dubbed “Sug” turned into some meglomaniac mouthy bitch.

The latest incedent happend when the coach McDaniels intertained trading him.

Here is an analogy to think about, Something that I think the guys would understand. Say that you were with a girl for 2 years. That girl wasn’t a perfect ten, but what she lacked in looks, she made up for in everything else. Then you were forced to move. You broke up, and moved to your new digs.

When moving, you find a new girlfriend and she happens to be a pefect ten. The perfect ten also happens to be a nut job. We all know that girl, she is fine as can be, but she also says insainly dumb shit. But she gets away with it because she is so hot.

After spending time with crazy bitch, you make the decision to fly you long term relationship out because you miss your sane girlfriend.

That’s what Josh McDaniels did, Matt Cassel was his safe, and comfortable. Cutler is the sexy, strong armed quarterback that just finnished a probowl season.

I’d love for one of my favorite players to grow the fuck up, but not only did he say this after the trade talks

“My understanding at this point is they’re trying to trade me,” Cutler said Saturday. “We’ll see where I end up at. I liked it here, I liked playing with these guys, but obviously they’re not going to let me have that opportunity.”

but now he has spurned the owner of the Broncos by not calling him back. If the man that signes your checkes askes you to call back. Fuckin call back.

Jay, your supposed to be a Vandy grad. Your supposed to be smart. Start acting like it.

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