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	<description>if I don&#039;t offend you, give me another 30 seconds</description>
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		<title>Word porn for the disillusioned woman.</title>
		<link>http://www.socialremorse.com/?p=1187</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 00:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember when Vampires kicked ass? They were evil creatures of the night that swooped down and cleave you to pieces, sucking your blood and taking your life in some sadistic manner. Even when they were seductive they were still formidable and petrifying. Yeah well, that’s all gone now thanks to Twilight. Vampires have become neo-emo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bull shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Apr 2010 15:51:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Shit is the only son of Awe Shit who married O Shit. In turn Jack [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guinness and Cleo &#8220;the face&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Feb 2010 05:41:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I started a series of videos showing Guinness (my dog) and Cleo (roommates cat) who have fallin for each other. This is the second video of the series. - Derrick]]></description>
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		<title>Rub some snow on it</title>
		<link>http://www.socialremorse.com/?p=1112</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[leg]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday I initially went into the Doctors office for a minor infection. After my mini physical, the doctor prescribed me an antibiotic and instructed me to quit drinking booze. As I was getting my pants on to leave, Doc commented on a contusion on my shin with a noticeable scab. I told him it wasn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 long years of Insufferable bliss</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 07:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Browsing around the internet today and ran across another bloggers decade in review. I thought it was going to be some boring &#8220;what happened in history&#8221; kinda blog, but I didn&#8217;t expect it to be an introspective examination. It was fun to read and made me think about my own decade in review I rung [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The morning after wet wipe</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 04:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ring sting]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all been there. We&#8217;ve all kicked back in our offices and suddenly felt something brewing.  As much as we try to persuade ourselves otherwise, the work shit is inevitable. I’m always pooping in public restrooms. Something passed down from my father. The man was an innovator in public shitting. When I was a child, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t judge my low brow beer.</title>
		<link>http://www.socialremorse.com/?p=937</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:39:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the reasons why I have great adulation for the friends I chose, they are all primarily accomplished alcoholics. All of us have expensive taste, and we all love the good stuff. My friend Pet for example is a wine and single malt scotch connoisseur. Nick loves the craft beers from Germany to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking up is hard to do</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 05:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure by now you realize, muffintopbikers.com no longer exists. Summer chose to not be with me any more, or more to the point, she said &#8220;I don&#8217;t want to try at our relationship&#8221; and I ended it. I figured I would just merge my personal blog and keep an archive of the posts from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Think your job sucks&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.socialremorse.com/?p=196</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:55:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Social retardation networking</title>
		<link>http://www.socialremorse.com/?p=182</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:15:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Derrick</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Videos I think rock]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Several years ago I was conned into joining Myspace, then blogging, followed by facebook. Now I&#8217;ve made the leap to &#8220;that other&#8221; social networking site: Twitter. I&#8217;ve always had a bit of a prejudice against Twitter. I think it was the name. It just sounded like a forum for twits. And the rule restricting all [...]]]></description>
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